Giant eggplant lol

Twilight is a eggplant egghead pony who can control eggplants and make them attack people like humans but not Ponies but she can make them fly like a UFO and summon them and for some reason she eats eggplants in front of her eggplant minions and they do not attack her since they were told to not attack her or she will neutralize them with her laser from her horn and..... *Huffs* I can't go on *Huffs more and then passes out*